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Boy:
mere pas apne dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghomaon ga!

mere pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apne dil me jaga donga!

mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaon ga..
aur tumhe kia chaheay?

Girl:
baigan dimagh mat kha!
dost ka numbr de:-D  

A letter from HYDERABADI WIFE TO FOREIGN LIVING HUSBAND..!

salamualikum ummeid kartiun k aap khairiyat honge mai aur bacche ache hai amma ki tabiyat b theek hai bacche barabar school ku jarain arabbi padhne jarain aap yaan ki fikar nakko karo har 8din mein phone karte raho kab aarain maloom karo jake 2 saal hogaya, aisa 2-2 saal baher rahe tu hamara kaisa hota honga? hamare upper kya guzarti hongi hamku malum... hamere baare mein b soonchna, aap logaun ka kya foreign country mein rahte kaisa b chala lete.... Acha koi b aane wale rahe tu bacchaun k waaste kapde bhejao, mere waaste saadi bhejao, aur main saadi mangai bolke amma ku maloom hone nakko dio, pahleich ladayaan jhagde horain .... amma logaun k saamne bol-lete phirrain "mere bacche ku khajari, khajari bolke" aan inka baccha 2 saal se mereku kha jara so nai bolrain Maie kitte waqat boli k koi b cheez bhejae tu nishana daalke bhijao bolke? isse pahle tum hare baader ki saadi bhejae the amma uthake tumari badi bhain ku de diye...mera jaan dhass bolke maarliya .. Mere acche shauhar kate mere waaste ek laal baader ki saadi bhejao (nishani daalke bhejao mai samajh jatiun mere waaste bhejae bolke) aur kapde bole tu yaad aaya bacchaun k schoolaun k dressan waan se bhejao, color acche tareeqe se yaad rakho oode color ka pant aur aasmani color ka shat... ye schoolaun walaun ku kya hagaya ki ujaad, itte bhosse bhosse kitabaan likhrain, bacchaun ku uthane nai aara bajae bacche lambe hone ka gidde hojarain, jhuk jarain alag!! baccha aake bolra aji ammi bada basta dilao ,bada basta dilao....une ab 5th mein 6th mein aaya tu tum aate waqat laae su suitcase dena padhta.....nai tu ek auto trolly dila dene soonchriun mai.....parsoon baccha aake bolra teacher 5 rupe mangarain, sir 10 rupe mangarain... ..kaiku bole tu bolra sar k ghar mein chunna dalrain kate.... tu mai boli aiee ujaad schoolaun walaun ka dimaagh kharrab hogaya kya poore kaamaan bacchaun k paisaun se ich karte kya? khair aap apni sahet ka khayal rakho yaanki fikar nakko karo, amma ka bladpressure /shugar badh gaya kate...bawa k ghutnaun mein darad waisich hai.... daacter unko ziyada sooncho nakko bola.... aap b apni sehat ka khayal rakho yaan k jaisa raataun ku jago nakko time pe duty pe jaao, time pe so jao yaan par faqat jhande k chabootre pe raat raat bhar purane buddaun se baatan karlete baith te the.. parsun phuppu aaye the baccha salaam nai likhra bole tu mai purana khat nikaalke batai, unko kaunsa padhne aata??? tum parsoon ramzaan ki eiid ku nai the eiid hue jaisaich nai dikha, chaand raat ku bohoot rona aaya meku... mai eiid ka chaand dekhte jariun rote jaariun... eiid ka chand dekte jaariun rote jaariun.... Allah! !!!!!!! eiid ka chaand nazar aagaya mera chaand kab nazar aata ki bolke ittaa rona aaya meku....itta bhossa sheerkhurma banae peena dil nai bolra tha.. kapde b painna dil nai bolra tha... kapde bole tu yaad aaya.... wo almari kholke dekhteich tumara ujaad valime ka ooda siut latakra, wo suit ku dekte jatiun rote jatiun, dekhte jatiun rote jatiun..... kitta accha dikhra the tum laal tie banleke baithe hue hai...... dostan poore pholaun k haaran pinarain the... bohoot yaad aati tumari qair aap foreign contry mei hai pareshan hote bolke mai kuch b nai bolna chahri thi....aap pareshan nakko ho apna qayal rakho.... parsun photuan aaye aapke , aapki halat aisi kaiku hojari??? photoun dekh k meku fikar hogai...ap logaun ku photoun utarne k waaste CARanich milte? kabi car k saamne tu kabi car k bazu thair k photo lete... logan bolrain utte saal se bahar hai kuch b jama nai hai...ziyada se ziyada paise bachao....phonaun mei ziyada paise nakko dalo....parsun apna chota baccha rora tha....tu mai pappa k photuan dekho bolke batai tu meku poochra ye taalu chat kaun hai ??? hau ji aapke poore baalan chale gaye na ji.....parsun mai munni aapa se pochi aiee munni aapa ino jaate waqat achhe the aise kaiku hogae? tu uno bole waanka paani khara rahta kate acche khaase logaan ya budde hojate nai tu taalu chat hojate kate......khara paani bole tu meku aur haibat shuroo hogai tum yaan k jaise roozana paani nakko nahao 20-25 din mein ek / aad baar nahao.....nai tu hai so nai so baalan b chale jainge....logan e acha khaasa jake ganja hoke aaya bolinge.... khair aap yaanki fikar nakko karo logan bolrain door rahe tu mohabbat badh jati bolke....yaan ulta mohabbat kamhojari jaisa dikhra.... paise ziyada bhejane ki koshish karo...4-5 hazaar bhejake paise bhjaya na, bhejayana bolke nakko bolo.....yaanki girani dunya ki badh gai, ghar chalaye tu maloom hota kaisa chalra so.... bahr haal aap fikar mat karo...jaldi aane ki koshish karo... mai ye khat jaldi mei likhriun phir koi aaye tu tafseeli khat liktiun apna khayal rakho khudahafiz faqt aapki....... ... jooooruuuuu shabnam.......

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